Every mouth you’ve ever kissed was just practice. All the bodies you’ve ever undressed and ploughed in to were preparing you for me. I don’t mind tasting them in the memory of your mouth. Was it a long journey? Did it take you long to find me? You’re here now, welcome home.

Warsan Shire (via hellhoundraiser)

evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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“You shouldn’t wear that-“

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“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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yo-slimdickens:

niggaimdeadass:

thighabetic:

theuncannymzstella:

man1reyes:

moreadderall:

tittys-and-kittys:

kinkymorrigan:

redent:

kvlani:

took me a few minutes to realize what the fuck was going on………..oh myg od

want

Best invention for LDRs since Skype! 

babe.. i want this

im not even in a long distance relationship i just wanna see what happens if i wear these while im shopping and hes at home

These would be fun!

Um. I need this.

Soooooooo,  
For those of us not geographically challenged, these would also work in lets say, A long line at Disneyland?

now if you find out your bitch was stimulating another nigga nutsack from 3,000 miles away would u be mad?
is this still cheating?

LMAOOOOOOO ! ^^^^^^^

yo-slimdickens:

niggaimdeadass:

thighabetic:

theuncannymzstella:

man1reyes:

moreadderall:

tittys-and-kittys:

kinkymorrigan:

redent:

kvlani:

took me a few minutes to realize what the fuck was going on………..oh myg od

want

Best invention for LDRs since Skype! 

babe.. i want this

im not even in a long distance relationship i just wanna see what happens if i wear these while im shopping and hes at home

These would be fun!

Um. I need this.

Soooooooo,  

For those of us not geographically challenged, these would also work in lets say, A long line at Disneyland?

now if you find out your bitch was stimulating another nigga nutsack from 3,000 miles away would u be mad?

is this still cheating?

LMAOOOOOOO ! ^^^^^^^

BRUH

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.

Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones (via feellng)